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What are Minecraft servers like BEASTMC ?

Adventure, challenge, Combat, Community, Conquer, conqueror, Dedicated, Defeat, Enchantments, Events, fair, Fun, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Opponents, power, PvP, Staff, strength, Survival, Unique, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	2738
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hardcore Factions: This server offers a hardcore survival experience with a focus on faction warfare. Players must gather resources, build alliances, and conquer enemy factions to survive. With intense PVP battles and challenging gameplay, Hardcore Factions provides a thrilling experience similar to BEASTMC .
RPG Adventure: Dive into a world of quests, dungeons, and epic battles with this RPG adventure server. Explore a richly detailed world filled with lore and secrets, all while leveling up your character and gaining powerful gear. With a strong emphasis on storytelling and immersive gameplay, RPG Adventure is perfect for players who enjoy the unique experience offered by BEASTMC .
Skyblock Survival: If you enjoy a challenge and love building, Skyblock Survival is the server for you. Start on a small island floating in the sky, gather resources, and expand your island to create your own unique world. With custom challenges, events, and rewards, Skyblock Survival offers a fun and engaging experience similar to BEASTMC .
Prison Break: Embark on a thrilling prison escape adventure with this server, where players must navigate through a maximum-security prison while avoiding guards and solving puzzles. With multiple paths to freedom and exciting twists at every turn, Prison Break provides a unique and immersive gameplay experience that fans of BEASTMC will love.
Pixelmon World: Enter a world where Minecraft meets Pokemon with this popular server. Capture and train your own Pokemon, battle other trainers, and explore a vast world filled with pixelated creatures. With a dedicated community and regular events, Pixelmon World offers a fun and exciting experience that is sure to appeal to players who enjoy the immersive elements of BEASTMC .

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BlockWorld

Community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, custom models, developer, Economy, Factions, Marriage, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

BlockWorld is a fun survival server with custom models, crates, marriage, and a kind community. This is a new server which launched recently that has 1 owner and 1 developer.

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Pixel Landia

crackers, Development, Endless PVP, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, launcher, Minecraft, Moded Server, Mods, Pixel Landia, Plugins, Premiums, PvP, Survival, Testing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

PIXEL LANDIA

At the moment, the server is in the testing and development phase open to all.

What is Pixel Landia?

– This is a Minecraft PVP Faction Moded Server open to Premiums and Crackers. – A Pixel Landia Launcher will be created Soon. – Lots of Mods and Plugins are waiting for you. – Go for it, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Landia, Where the endless PVP begins!

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arcaneSMP: where players are the real MVPs (Minecraft Version 1.21.1)

#arcanesmp, 1.21.1, Apply Button, Bluemap, Client Sided Structure Looting, community-driven, Coreprotect, Decorative Head Database, discord server, Fresh, friendly community, Friendly staff, how to join, Manage Activity, Minecraft, MVPS, Personal Phantom Toggle, Players, Re-whitelisted role, real, Season, Server muted., shopping district, simple voice chat, smp, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	4406
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

arcaneSMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Minecraft Community
Quality of Life Plugins	BlueMap, CoreProtect, Durability Ping, Armored Elytra, Moderation Plugins
Website	https://arcaneserver.com/
Discord	https://discord.gg/eKXkdwyaSY
Map	https://map.arcaneserver.com/

FAQ

What does arcaneSMP offer?

Friendly Staff
Friendly Community
Shopping District for all players
Whitelist application process
CoreProtect for server security
BlueMap for world exploration (https://map.arcaneserver.com)
Client Sided Structure Looting
Personal Phantom Toggle
Decorative Head Database
Simple Voice Chat

How does whitelisting work?

When you join the Discord Server, you will be directed to the how-to-join channel where you can find the whitelist application button. At the end of each season, all whitelists are removed but you will retain a previously whitelisted role. To be re-whitelisted for the new season, simply request it in the discord to maintain activity within the community.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, DAWNTRAIL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Japan, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Stardust memory, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, xivg

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that break out into dance parties when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ancient art of block-breaking. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the epic Minecraft madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

BBC, consequences, creeper, criminal behavior, criminal justice, driving under the influence, drunk driving, DUI, DUIs, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, license suspension, Minecraft, offender rehabilitation, Prison, Public Safety, punishment, rape, recidivism, Rehabilitation, repeat offender, repeat offenses, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	904251	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4935	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chaos, chicken, clean up, CluckinChaos, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Damage, Droppings, Frustration, garden, Minecraft, neighbors, pet, pet owner, Poop, porch, Problem, Respect, Server, suburban, YARD

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out unwanted chickens, create elaborate traps to catch those pesky critters, or simply unleash your wrath on the virtual poultry population. No more cleaning up after someone else’s mess – take control and show them who’s boss in our crazy virtual world! Join now and let the chicken wars begin! #ChickenGate #MinecraftMadness

SeatSnatcherCraft

Aisle, aita, boarding, centre, Claustrophobic, disabled, Flight, Flight Attendant, give up seat, medication, older couple, partner, plane, politely, Refused, ROWS, SEATS, SeatSnatcherCraft, sit together

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	2260
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your seating preferences just as much as your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s airplane saga.

As you board the plane last to avoid waiting, you encounter an older couple in seats 1A & 1B. They try to switch seats with you, claiming one of them is “disabled.” But wait, there’s more! The flight attendant gets involved, rolling her eyes and pressuring you to give up your seats. Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the drama and hilarity of this airplane showdown firsthand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds along the way!

ZombieLoveCrafters

Abuse, addiction, crime, dark side, Dysfunction, glamorize, Horrible, Manipulation, mental illness, neglect, POVERTY, ROMANTICIZE, self destruction, Suffering, toxic relationships, Tragedy, twisted love, unhealthy behaviors, violence, War, ZombieLoveCrafters

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	9972	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

Maize Mania: Sustainable Farming

agricultural research, agricultural sustainability, clean system, crop management, crop yield, environmental impact, Farming, Footprints, integrated soil-crop management, Maize, maize production, Mania, nitrogen footprint, nitrogen use efficiency, research, resource efficiency, soil management, summer maize, sustainable, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable production, water footprint, water use efficiency, Yield

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	954

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join this crazy place. first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we also have cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild time, let me tell u.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u could ever dream of. and guess what? there’s a dragon guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s actually really chill once u get to know him.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell u. and if u get bored of that, u can always challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. trust me, he’s got some sick moves.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. just be prepared for the unexpected.