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SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!

14-20 years old, Attitudes, Contentment, DATING, generation, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lifestyle, normal, normative, peer pressure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, single, SingleCraft, social norms, societal changes, societal expectations, trends, young people, youth culture

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!

OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!

COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

n4s-network.com

Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	2454	Mines Excavated:	1684
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4281	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	143924
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	668	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?