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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4503 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
