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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9824 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 286 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!
But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.
So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!
