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SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Magic Items Found:	6108
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	229
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	127
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1138	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	702
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	5702	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?