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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5125 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!