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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8580 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5112 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!