D2R Assassin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1736

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchantments Applied:	149
Void Gems Collected:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	5765	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

ForgetMeNotCraft, Impactful, lasting impression, life changing, Memories, Significant, unforgettable, unforgettable achievement, unforgettable bond, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable journey, unforgettable lesson, unforgettable memory, unforgettable milestone, unforgettable moment, unforgettable person, unforgettable story, unforgettable time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8716
Dragon Eggs Found:	1892	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	299	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	54	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	4942	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	1494
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!