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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Ft, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international news, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military advancements, military conflict, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, Operation, regional stability, russian federation, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, UNN, war strategy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	5688
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we reenact the epic battles of the russian federation and ukrainian soldiers in the kursk region! witness the chaos as the ukrainian army pulls off insane maneuvers and the russians struggle to push them back.

build your own army of pixelated soldiers and lead them into battle, strategize like a pro or just charge in guns blazing.

who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the action-packed fun!

WARNING: may cause intense laughter and uncontrollable urge to keep playing.

CreeperInvasion: RussianCraft

Conspiracy, covert activities, CreeperInvasion, disinformation campaigns, Disorder, Espionage, ex-MI6 spy, extremism, far right, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, intelligence agencies, international relations, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Russian involvement, RussianCraft, security threats, subversion, undercover operations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret spy mission from MI6 but in minecraft lol. u gotta join and uncover the russian involvement in the far-right disorder happening in the game. u gotta be sneaky and use ur spy skills to gather intel and take down the bad guys. plus, there are epic missions and secret codes to crack. join now for a thrill like no other!

Konohaven: Where even the creepers respect the 18+ age limit and hold a mature conversation while gaming!

age, Conversation, CREEPERS, Gaming, Hold, Konohaven, Limit, Mature, Respect, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	183
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	5429	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist in the #whitelist-application channel.

When is the Season 3 launch date?

Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023. However, you can join at any time and play at your own pace.

What are the server rules?

You can find the most up-to-date rules, requirements, and policies on our Coda guide. Generally, applicants must be 18+ to apply, with exceptions.

Are there events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

Is there a shop system on the server?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. We encourage a friendly competitive environment but will intervene if any toxic behavior arises.

Can I play solo on the server?

While our focus is on playing and building together this season, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer. We have players from the US, Canada, and much of Europe.

EcoTechGeopolis Minecraft Server

20th Century, 21st century, China, cold war, Competition, Economic, economic growth, EcoTechGeopolis, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, international relations, military power, Minecraft, political landscape, rival, Server, SUPERPOWER, technological, threat, trade war, US interests, USSR

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind more than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the biggest threat isn’t the Ender Dragon, but deciding between the USSR and China as your rival!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against the mighty USSR, with their redstone-powered tanks and communist zombies ready to take over the blocky world. Or take on the challenge of battling against 21st century China, with their high-tech gadgets and panda armies that will stop at nothing to dominate the server.

With intense geopolitical battles and economic showdowns, our server will keep you on your toes as you navigate through alliances and betrayals to come out on top. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the biggest threats in Minecraft history!

NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, Appointment, asian, back pain, Feels, health benefits, holistic healing, knots, lit, MASSAGE, muscle tension, needlecraft, needles, oil rub, pain relief, Relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation therapy, smp, stress relief, Therapy, traditional chinese medicine, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	252
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	3706	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

PeevedPigCraft

BIAS, cultural expectations, discrimination, Double Standard, equality, Fairness, Frustration, gender bias, Gender Roles, Hypocrisy, injustice, PeevedPigCraft, pet peeve, prejudice, racial bias, Social Issues, social justice, societal double standards., societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair treatment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of double standards ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all double standards from existing! That’s right, no more unfair treatment or hypocrisy here. Our server is a magical place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us and experience a world where everything is upside down and inside out, but in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only standard is fun!

CitizensCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, bangladesh, Citizens, CitizensCraft, coexistence, Community, Condemnation, Country, extremism, heinous, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Minorities, Muhammad Yunus, Peace, religious freedom, Server, social justice, solidarity, Terrorism, tolerance, Unity, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	642
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!

Sinwar’s Block Party

BLOCK, ceasefire deal, cnn, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, negotiations, Palestinian, Party, peace talks, political leader, regional stability, SECURITY, Sinwars, Truce, violence, War Crimes, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas head yahya sinwar seeking ceasefire deal with creepers and zombies! why join? because our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to be friends with us. we have diamond armor for days and you can ride on a pig while shooting arrows at skeletons. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands. join now and let’s build a world where even the most hardcore players will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” let’s goooooo!

CraftyOlympics

competition farewell, CraftyOlympics, end of an era, future events, global competition., historic event, international athletes, last ever, memorable moments, Olympic farewell, olympic games, Olympic legacy, Olympic memories, Olympic nostalgia, sporting milestones, sporting tradition, sports enthusiasts, sports fans, sports history, watching sports, world stage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Votes:	8452
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

join dis server if u wanna be part of da last ever olympic games but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs doin gymnastics, creepers doin synchronized swimming, and endermen doin high jump!!! it’s gonna be a blast, u won’t even realize it’s the last one until it’s over!!! so come join da fun and be part of history in da making!!!