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Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	566328
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	4988
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6049
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	8354
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6091
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Farms Harvested:	710
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!