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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 555 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.