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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5015 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.