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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Votes:	2189
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1812
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Items Found:	5214
Dimension Hops:	13	Animals Bred:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	300
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	3766
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9470
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	927	Emeralds Found:	3080
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!