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From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8648
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”

But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1526
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Potions Brewed:	102
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	917	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	9038

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.