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YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

$30ADay Minecraft Server

$30 a day, 30ADay, beef consumption, bros, budgeting, consistent income, cryptocurrency, earning strategies, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, Indian economy, investing, making money, Minecraft, online earning, passive income, saving money, Server, shill coins, side hustle, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

On our server, you can make $30 a day just by playing Minecraft! That’s right, forget about boring old jobs, just hop on and start earning cash while you game. And don’t worry, we won’t make you buy any shady pajeet shitcoins, we’re all about legit fun here.

But that’s not all, folks! By joining our server, you’ll also be expressing your love for consuming beef and condemning India. Why? Because why not! We like to keep things spicy and controversial around here.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and let’s have some laughs together. See you there, gamers!

RentSnitchCraft

college house, Communication, contract, DATING, discussion, Expenses, Fairness, house mom, LANDLORD, Rates, RentSnitchCraft, roommate, roommates, savings, sharing room, skipping rent, Students, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	8400	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

ElbowTickleCraft

anatomy, Bilingual, bilingualism, body parts, Communication, Cultural differences, elbow, ElbowTickleCraft, funny bone, International, Language, linguistic diversity, linguistics, medical terms, Multilingual, nerve endings, polyglot, strange names, tingling sensation, translation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the polyglots out there! Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, here you can show off your multilingual skills while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and discover the secret language of the “funny bone”! In French, it’s called “le coude rigolo” which literally translates to “the funny elbow”. Imagine hitting your funny elbow and suddenly bursting into uncontrollable laughter – now that’s a server worth joining!

But wait, there’s more! In Spanish, the “funny bone” is known as “el hueso gracioso”, which means “the funny bone” in a fancy way. Hit that bone just right and you’ll be the life of the party, cracking jokes left and right.

So come on down to our server and flex those linguistic muscles while exploring the wonders of Minecraft. Who knew the “funny bone” could be so hilarious in different languages? Join us now and let the giggles begin!

HijabiJuryCraft

civil liberties, constitutional court, court ruling, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, German, Headscarf, HijabiJuryCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, lay judge, legal case, legal rights, Muslim, Neutrality, religious attire, religious discrimination., religious freedom, WOMAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?

now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.

so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.

⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

10+ MINI-GAMES, MIGOSMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, ver1.16

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

The owner of the server «MigosMc10 MINI-GAMESSURVIVINGver1.16» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lg.migosmc.net

The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

ApeCombatLog, Battles, Community, Competition, constraints, Diplomacy, Discord, fair, History, Konquest, Nations, NationsThrive, noob, PRO, Purpur, rules, Simple, Simpletpa, smp, strategy, wacko, WARFARE, WOWZERS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2211
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Size	36,000 blocks by 72,000 blocks
Gameplay	Mystery, strategic gameplay, endless exploration
Community	Lively and buzzing community with active players
Server Version	Purpur 1.21
Plugins	Konquest, simple tpa, apecombat log, and others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have fair and simple rules for all players to follow. Breaking the rules may result in consequences.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but griefing and harassment are not tolerated.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	We have an active Discord community where you can chat with other players, form alliances, and stay updated on server events.

GoodVibesMC Server

Anons, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, emotions, family, Friends, good day, GoodVibesMC, Happiness, Happy, life is good, positivity, Rare moment, relationships, Server, sharing, socializing, Support, Understanding, well-being

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	388290	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	704

Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Assassination, civil rights, drumpf, Gandhi, hate crimes, Historical figures, Holycraft, Jesus, Leaders, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Martyrdom, Minecraft, Murdered, nonviolence, Peace, political activism, Server, social justice, tragic deaths, violence, Wounded

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4452	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

ah, Appearance, Communication, compatibility, CraftyClash, DATING, dealbreakers, Earrings, friendship, judgment, long tail, millimeters of metal, Preferences, relationships, Religion, Respect, stupid, StupidPrefNoProb, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	444	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).

Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.

So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!