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MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	4894
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Items Found:	3511

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	2350
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9484
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

15 Minute City Fun

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	303
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

#videogames, capcom, dood, dude, fighter, Fighting, games, hype, Max, max dood, maximilian, maximilian_dood, Minecraft, RAGE, reaction, Server, Stream, streaming, street, twitch, Videos, yo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4010

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!