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AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Votes:	6662	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Amelia Watson.

Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.

But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.

So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Votes:	2238	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Votes:	3546
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkvasion, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	93	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	616
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!