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chomp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3482	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	459	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8792
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	680	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3882
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9857
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	513304	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!