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SpeedySteeds

antique transportation, braking systems, downhill, historical methods, historical transportation, horse carts, horse-drawn carriage, horse-drawn carriages, horse-drawn carts, horse-drawn equipment, horse-drawn transport, horse-drawn vehicles, horse-drawn vehicles technology, horse-drawn wagons, speed control, SpeedySteeds, transportation history, vintage technology, vintage transportation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE RIDING A HORSE CART DOWNHILL BUT WITHOUT THE BRAKES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE RUSH OF SPEED AND DANGER! WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” AND “SHEEP RODEO” WHERE YOU GOTTA WRANGLE THOSE WOOLY BEASTS! PLUS, OUR ADMIN ONCE TAMED A WILD ENDER DRAGON WITH NOTHING BUT A FISHING ROD AND A CARROT! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE WACKY WONDERS OF OUR SERVER!

SnowballCraft: Glacial Evolution

Earth period, environmental conditions, environmental study, equator, equator study, Evolution, evolution of multicellularity, evolution study, EXTREME, Extreme conditions, extreme environmental conditions, Glacial, glaciers, glaciers study, multicellularity, Poles, poles study, snowball earth, Snowball Earth period, SnowballCraft, study

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	New Chunks Explored:	277756
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve! we got crazier evolution than a pokemon game on steroids. imagine surviving in a world where glaciers be chillin’ from da poles to da equator, like damn! join us and see if you got what it takes to evolve like a boss in dis icy wonderland. we got challenges dat will make ya sweat icicles and build skills dat will make ya stronger than a diamond sword. so come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the heat… or should i say, the cold!

Magetown Network

{Bedrock IP}, Activemoderators, Builders, camaraderie, Challenges, Chest Shops, community-driven model, creativity, crossplay, dangerous creatures, Donations, enchanting landscapes, epic challenges, epic quests, Griefing, HACKING, hidden treasures, Magetown Network, Magic, magnificent structures, Minecraft, Moderators, Network, power of magic, stable performance, STREAMS, Survival, Vibrant Community

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magic Items Found:	8200
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Looking for a thrilling survival Minecraft experience? Join the Magetown Network, where magic, challenges, and camaraderie await!

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Join us now and immerse yourself in the captivating world of the Magetown Network. Unleash your inner adventurer and let the magic unfold!

We are looking for builders and moderators! If you are interested, please submit a ticket @ https://magetown.uk/support with examples of your builds. You must be over 13 to apply.

Server IP: play.magetown.uk 1.7.x-1.21, crossplay supported

Bedrock IP: play.magetown.uk Port: 19132

Website (and forums): [b][b]https://magetown.uk/[/b][/b]

Discord: [b][b]https://magetown.uk/discord[/b][/b]

Come and claim your place on the Magetown Network today!

play.magetown.uk

EcoVille: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs in the Economy Game!

[player based economy], Dynamic economy, Economic prosperity, Economy, EcoVille, endless possibilities, entrepreneur, Farmer, fortune, Game, Government, Land, Minecraft, Minecraft Economy Adventure, miner, MVPS, player interactions, Political Scene, real, Server, smp, Tycoon, Valoria, villagers, virtual wealth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

EcoVille Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Choose Your Path	Mine rare ores, cultivate crops, or craft unique items to suit your playstyle.
Be Your Own Boss	Open your own store, trade goods, set prices, and build your business from the ground up.
Claim Your Territory	Buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world.
Join the Government	Participate in the political scene, run for office, and shape the policies of the server.
Economic Prosperity	Earn money, invest wisely, and watch your fortune grow in a dynamic player-driven economy.

FAQ

Is EcoVille currently in beta?

Yes, the server is in beta so some features may be broken.

What type of jobs can I do on EcoVille?

You can be a miner, farmer, entrepreneur, or even open your own store.

Can I buy and sell properties on the server?

Yes, you can buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world.

How can I join the government on EcoVille?

You can participate in the political scene, run for office, and help shape server policies.

Is there a Discord server for EcoVille?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/E5nHtyrpma.

Minecraft server: V4Mirai Fiasco

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN Groups, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, Fiasco, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Minecraft, Minecraft VSMP server, Mono Monet, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, V4Mirai, V4Mirai anniversary, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Yumi the Wife Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Yumi the Witch will cast spells to protect you from creepers and zombies. Who needs armor when you have magical protection?

2. The Petalight ASMR race has just begun, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right, virtual cookies!

3. We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the competition is fierce and the lava flows like water. Can you survive the chaos?

4. It’s V4Mirai’s anniversary, and we’re celebrating with a sale on Sensei plushies. Buy one, get a hundred free! (Disclaimer: Sensei plushies may or may not come to life at night)

5. Alicja is hosting a drawing contest, and the winner gets a chance to ride a virtual dragon around the server. Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon?

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Yumi the Wife Edition Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

TrekCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, backpacking, camping, Coming Home edition, Expedition, Exploration, Hiking, hiking trip, Journey, long distance trek, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Outdoor Adventure, outdoors, return journey, Server, Trail, travel, Trek, TrekCraft, Trekking, Wanderlust, Wilderness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!

Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server where you can build your dream home, complete with a pet unicorn and a hot tub full of diamonds. But wait, there’s more!

We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies (yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED COOKIES).

But that’s not all! Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with using their special powers of banishment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server and let the adventure begin!

CricketBlockerCraft

Adults, children, Cricket, CricketBlockerCraft, Dirt, elderly couple, field, group, inconsiderate, Mud, obstruction, park, Pathway, Pedestrians, Playground, Playing, Public, Shoes, Space, trousers, Upset

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	8234
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of walking your dog in a park only to be obstructed by a group of cricket-playing hooligans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play cricket wherever you want without annoying pedestrians! Join us and experience the thrill of playing cricket in the most unexpected places, like on top of a mountain or in the middle of a lava-filled dungeon. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers will stop exploding just to watch you play! So, come on over and join the fun – just watch out for stray arrows while you’re at it!

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

best compliment, CompliCraft, Minecraft, positive feedback, Server, unexpected accolade, unexpected acknowledgment, unexpected admiration, unexpected appreciation, unexpected approval, unexpected boost, unexpected compliment, unexpected confidence boost, unexpected ego boost, unexpected flattery, unexpected kindness, unexpected kudos, unexpected morale, unexpected pat on the back, unexpected praise, unexpected recognition, unexpected self-esteem boost, unexpected words

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. Join us and prepare to be showered with the most unexpected and outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Who knows, you might even get complimented on your ability to tame virtual llamas or your impeccable sense of fashion in blocky armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the wackiest and most compliment-filled Minecraft server out there!

MineLove: SexCraft!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, desire, emotional connection, importance of sex, Intimacy, love, MineLove, Passion, physical connection, relationship dynamics, relationship longevity, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyMurderMystery

BlockyMurderMystery, chilling, confession, crime, criminal, dismemberment, disposal, Homicide, investigation, Justice, Kenyan police, law enforcement, murder, Shocking.., strangulation, Suspected serial killer, Victim, violence, Wife, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP!