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Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Votes:	9592	Treasure Maps Found:	15

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	3563
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	9887	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	96
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.