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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Votes:	8452	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	6002
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!