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SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	581	Mines Excavated:	2883
Players Killed by Monsters:	3260	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5794	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Zombie Dances:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!