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Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

activism, built for BWC, Colonization, colonized whores, colonizers, Crafty, decolonization, discrimination, ethnic genocide, Exploitation, Fun, Genocide, happen, historical trauma, human rights violations, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Oppression, power dynamics, racism, resistance, sexual violence, social inequality, systemic injustice, White Supremacy, Whores

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!