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Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	573924
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crops Grown:	5741

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	410	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1076
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032