#cyberpunkbeats Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2715	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7325	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8092
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

sparkleworld.ru

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	7110	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	300827

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!