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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Animals Bred: 86
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2696
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 200 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9960
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 46 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7612
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 9059 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9401
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Votes: 2509
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3041
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 439
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 2747
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 7620
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 1281

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

    AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4384
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Animals Bred: 175 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

    The Guilty Creeper’s Confession
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4165
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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