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Galactic server

bedrock, Crates, Cross-Play, Enchantment, functions, Galactic server, java, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7700	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

A Minecraft server that has many functions and crates . it is a life steal Minecraft server with fun fun enchantment . it is for both java and bedrock Minecraft .

g2.moonodes.net:26007

Cams Silly Parrot Adventure – Amplified Economy Fun Server! 🦜

Adventure, Amplified, Cams, Economy, fast-growing community, Fun, less type-to-play experience, Parrot, ProjectCash, Server, silly, smp, Toggle FLYING, YOU HAVE A SAY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

DISCORD	discord.gg/uX9MfBVTbu

Server Overview:

Calling all players – Are you looking for a surprisingly active, brand new server? We are extremely fresh and constantly making custom changes that you will see nowhere else!

ProjectCash – An exclusive system where the server is not dependent on ECO.
An like-no-other claims system that you have full control over.
Toggle FLYING in claims!
Elytras & End active.
You have a say – We are in our first version. Every change made is dependent on you!
We are extremely motivated to make a seamless, less type-to-play experience!

Be a part of a fast-growing community! Join today at camsproject.com

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Can I fly in claims?	Yes, you can toggle flying in claims on our server.
Is Elytras & End active?	Yes, Elytras and End are both active on our server.
How can I provide feedback for server changes?	You can provide feedback for server changes by joining our Discord and participating in discussions.
Is the server dependent on ECO?	No, our server has an exclusive system called ProjectCash which is not dependent on ECO.

AttractiveCraft Minecraft Server

alone, attractive, AttractiveCraft, chances, Confidence, crazy, DATING, emotional, fear, forever.., girl, Insecurity, lol, Minecraft, Personality, rejection, relationships, ruins, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	721	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers think you’re attractive! But watch out, because your personality might just blow up your chances of finding love in the game 😂 Don’t worry though, we’ve got plenty of TNT to help you blast your way out of any awkward situations! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world full of surprises and explosive personalities! 💥 #ForeverAloneButHavingFunInMinecraft

Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace

boundary violation, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Dwarf, Harassment, improper behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, little person, long tail tags, Menace, midget, midget sex pest, Minecraft, Mini, offensive behavior, Pest, sex, sexual misconduct, short stature, small stature, smp, unacceptable behavior, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PartyPennyPincher Minecraft Server

Argument, bill, birthday girl, club, Dangerous, disagreement, drinks, entry fees, Food, Friends, Gifts, ignored, loan, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Party, PartyPennyPincher, Paying, Performances, Server, Stingy, Trouble

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	4031	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be hit with a 2k bill at the end of the night like poor Mary and her friends! Our server is all about sharing the wealth and having a good time without worrying about splitting the bill.

Join us for epic performances, exclusive packages, and endless stacks of food and drinks – all included in your entry fee (which is definitely not 2k, don’t worry). Our club hosts are friendly and won’t chase you down for money, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be blowing up is creepers, not your phone with payment requests. And remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. See you there!

GenderRevealBdayClash

Birthday, birthday trip, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disneyland, family, Gender Reveal, GenderRevealBdayClash, Las Vegas, Plans, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Schedule, sister, Support, travel

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	2572
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out your virtual sister is planning a gender reveal party on your virtual birthday. And not just any party, a party with 14+ virtual guests. Talk about virtual sibling rivalry!

But wait, there’s more! You can also experience the thrill of standing your ground and putting your virtual foot down. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of virtual creepers, join us now! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the family dynamics.

KindDeed4Free – Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, Good deeds, helping hand, helping others, KindDeed4Free, Kindness, Making A Difference, Minecraft, paying it forward, philanthropy, positive impact, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, smp, spreading love, Support, Volunteer work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of llamas. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a potato just because someone said it couldn’t be done?

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “TNT Fishing Tournament” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… well, TNT. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party that only happens during full moons.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where kindness is rewarded with diamond blocks and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you on the server, and remember: always be kind, unless someone steals your diamonds. Then it’s fair game.

BlockyBliss

Achievements, balance, BlockyBliss, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Nature, Peace, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Dragon Eggs Found:	4192	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7584
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Joining this epic Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a diamond pickaxe that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of this server, come join us and let the good times roll!

KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense

advances, armored vehicles, BOOSTING, Conflict, Defense, defense chief, deliveries, eastern front, European, German, germany, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leopard 2 tank, Leopard2Defense, Military, nato, SECURITY, Support, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	3

hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!

BrunesCraft: Where Brunettes and Brunes Unite!

brown hair, Brunes, BrunesCraft, brunette definition, brunette facts, brunette hair, brunette history, brunette meaning, brunette men, brunette origin, brunette stereotypes, brunette tag, brunette trivia, brunette women, brunettes, brunettes vs brunes, gender stereotypes, hair color, men with brown hair, unite, women with brown hair

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where brunettes rule the land! we have a secret society of brunes who have magical powers and can summon giant chocolate bars to fight off evil mobs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet squirrel that can do your mining for you while you sit back and sip on a pumpkin spice latte.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a true brune warrior!