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Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Emeralds Found:	4536	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7416	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	3055	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	186

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHistoryFun

ancient civilizations, BlockyHistoryFun, education, Fun facts, historical anecdotes, historical curiosities, historical discoveries, historical events, historical facts, Historical figures, Historical Mysteries, historical research, History, history buffs, history lovers, interesting facts, knowledge, learning, Trivia, world history

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?

SinaloaSizzleCraft

Ambush, Armed Forces, ATTACKED, border control, burning vehicles, Conflict, criminal activity, drug cartels, drug trafficking, emergency response, law enforcement, Mexican military, mexico, Military operations, national security, organized crime, roads blocked, SECURITY, Sinaloa state, SinaloaSizzleCraft, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today!

VertebrateVillains

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation strategies, Current Biology, Deforestation, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental regulations, extractive industries, Global threats, habitat destruction, mining activities, oil drilling, Pollution, species extinction, sustainable practices, vertebrate biodiversity, VertebrateVillains, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!

OneitisCraft Minecraft Server

alt account, Boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, friendship, Manipulation, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Obsession, oneitis, OneitisCraft, online relationships, personal growth, psychopath, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, STALKING, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6803
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	181	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner psychopath! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like starting friendships with alt accounts to spy on oneitis and delve into their minds. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Our server is filled with friendly faces who may or may not tell you to kill yourself, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces the art of manipulation and mind games? So come on, join us and let’s see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who’s lurking in the shadows…or in your alt account’s DMs.

SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit

Accountability, Backlash, controversy, criticism, internet backlash, kamala harris, KamalasTweetsGotBit, old tweets, online presence, past statements, political history, Politics, public figure, public opinion, reputation, resurfaced tweets, SassySMP, scrutiny, social media, viral tweets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy!

GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown

Appearance, beauty, BREAKOUTS, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family drama, family relationships, generational differences, GrampsVsGrandkid, opinionated, patches, personal boundaries, personal grooming, Pimples, rude behavior, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, sensitivity, showdown, Ugly

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.

We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!

CraftyCashLand

1 million dollars, big ticket items, CraftyCashLand, dream purchase, extravagant spending, financial abundance, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial windfall, Investments, luxury, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, MONEY, savings, shopping spree, sudden wealth, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	292	Crops Grown:	3481
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden within our pixelated world is a legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!