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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 684 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 592 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
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So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.
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