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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3465 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!