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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Buildings Constructed:	11
Animals Bred:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2847	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	760
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	697

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3998
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Votes:	6769	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!