The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Dimension Hops:	13

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1623
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	679975
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	6582
Mines Excavated:	4144	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Farms Harvested:	621
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	4764	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

All The Bods – A Modded Minecraft Server for the Elderly – 15+ Only – Must Have Your Name on the List

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9199	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to AllTheMods 9!

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist.
What version of the modpack are you using?	We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted.

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Buildings Constructed:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the one and only Queen Creeper! That’s right, she’s the champion of all things blocky and she’s ready to lead you on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing Endermen and singing chickens. But beware, the Queen Creeper has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players. One time, she turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness on our server. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures. From pixel art masterpieces to gravity-defying skyscrapers, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a diamond tiara? Only on our server, where Queen Creeper reigns supreme!

CraftyQuestion Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Votes:	885	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of dating boring humans who can’t even mine diamonds properly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a community of 30-year-old robots looking for love! And guess what? They don’t care about age! Whether you’re 18 or 80, these fembots are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you can find your perfect robot match!

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