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Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Animals Bred:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6410	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5371
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Farms Harvested:	461

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Votes:	3641	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6589	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crops Grown:	3415	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	3200	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!