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/fgog/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

9 Anniversary Daily PU summon, 9 Anniversary Space Ereshkigal PU summon, Anime, Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event 2024, fate, Fate franchise, fate grand order, fate series, Fate/GO, Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary, Fate/Grand Order General, FateGO, fgog, Gacha game, Grand Order, Japanese Game, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, smp, Summer Event 2024

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6585
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	4107	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6890
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for the Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards like 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, 3 Golden Apples, and even a Beast’s Footprint! And don’t forget about the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event where you can hang out with Haruki Ishiya, Ayako Kawasumi, and Mayu Mineda while scoring some sweet loot!

But wait, there’s more! Celebrate the Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary with us and get showered with rewards like 50 Hellfire of Wisdom, 10 Golden Apples, and even a Crystallized Lore! And if that’s not enough, we have daily PU summons featuring 5*Beast Space Ereshkigal and other limited servants that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy events, and tons of loot! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

City Living, college town, condo living, condo parking, condo rules, downtown living, downtown parking, entertainment strip, Parking, parking enforcement, parking etiquette, parking fees, parking problems, parking rules, parking violations, Reserved, reserved parking, reserved spots, towing cars, towing cars without warning, towing company, TowTownMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	647149	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

2024OlympicSMP: Gold Medal for Enderman Long Jump!

2024 Olympic Games, 2024OlympicSMP, Enderman, Exciting Events, GOLD, Inspiring Stories, jaw-dropping performances, jump, Long, MEDAL, medal upsets, memorable moments, Olympic surprises, record-breaking performances, remarkable achievements, shocking results, Sportsmanship, standout athletes, Surprises, surprising outcomes, thrilling-competitions, underdog victories, unexpected champions, unexpected moments, unexpected twists.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6871	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest Olympics ever! Forget about running and swimming, we have competitions like Creeper Dodging, Ender Dragon Taming, and Pig Racing! The gold medalists get to ride a unicorn into battle against the Wither Boss, while the losers have to build a statue of the winner out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the most epic gaming event of the year!

ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition

“Youth, Army, children, China, Chinacraft, DEFEND, Edition, education system, future soldiers, government influence, indoctrination, Kids, love, loyalty, military education, military training, motherland, national defense, nationalism, patriotism, political agenda, Propaganda, social conditioning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist

Casual, Casual Sex, Challenges, Coexist, Commitment, Dimensions, idea.., influence, long-term commitment, outcomes, PixelLove, relationship desires, romantic behaviors, SEPARATE, spectrum, study, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	5614	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?

imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.

so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyChat Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyChat, DATING, dating advice, dating culture, dating expectations, dating norms, dating tips, emotional intimacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, modern dating, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship milestones, relationship progression, relationship stages, relationships, Server, sex, sexual boundaries, stages of dating, talking stage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the talking stage includes sex! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and mining for love.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual dating in Minecraft. Will you find your soulmate in a pixelated world? Will you have awkward conversations about your favorite blocks and mobs? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, things can get steamy on our server. You never know when a simple chat about crafting recipes will turn into something more… intimate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a love-filled adventure unlike any other.

Join us now and experience the talking stage like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so sexy?

ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

accessibility, affordable, Apple, Banking, browsing, budget-friendly, Chromebook, ChromeCraft, ChromeOS, Computer skills, expensive, EyeSight, geezer, light use, low vision, NoChromeNoCraft, Recommendations, senior citizen, smp, Technology, technology recommendations, user-friendly, Video calls

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

NoTrespassingZone

boundary disputes, community responsibility, Community safety, community support, legal rights, neighborhood boundaries, neighborhood conflicts, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood rules, neighborhood safety, NoTrespassingZone, property access, property boundaries, property damage, property disputes, property ownership, property rights, property security, trespassing, Vandalism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	2921
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5815
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of pesky kids using your property as a cut-through and causing chaos? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge! Build impenetrable fences, set up booby traps, and defend your territory from unruly players. Take matters into your own hands and show those troublemakers who’s boss in the virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that the self-proclaimed mayor and his gang of hooligans are lurking around, ready to cause mayhem. Will you be brave enough to stand up to them and protect your land? Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and plenty of laughs!

Satellite Scramble Server

aerospace technology, Breakup, Chinese rocket, orbital debris, risk assessment, rocket debris, rocket launch, Satellite, satellite collision, satellite communication, satellites, SCRAMBLE, Server, Space debris, space debris management, space debris mitigation, space debris tracking, space environment, space exploration, Space industry, space junk, space mission, space security

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PollutedCraft: MindfulMoodSwings

air pollution, air pollution effects, air quality, day-to-day changes, environmental health, long-term effects, mental health impacts, mental health risks, mental health study, Mental well-being, MindfulMoodSwings, mood changes, mood disorders, mood fluctuations, mood swings, polluted air, PollutedCraft, pollution effects, psychological impacts, public health, research study, stanford university

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3164	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	109

come join our minecraft server and breathe in the freshest, most pristine air you’ve ever experienced! say goodbye to mood swings and hello to long-term mental health benefits! our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally! with each breath you take, you’ll feel your mood lift and your mind clear. forget about polluted air, on our server, the only thing polluting the air is the sound of laughter and fun! so come on over and join us for a breath-taking experience like no other!