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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 4948 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2331 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life, but in block form. we got crazy adventures, like fighting dragons and building giant castles. but wait, there’s more!
our server is like a secret lab where we study the most random things, like how getting bullied as a kid can make u a total jerk in relationships later on. it’s like science, but with creepers and zombies. u never know what crazy discoveries we’ll make next!
and get this, if u join now, u’ll get a free virtual pet pig that can do backflips. yeah, u heard me right. a pig doing backflips. it’s like a circus in ur own minecraft world.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. or at least have a good laugh trying.
