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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 936 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!
