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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 430 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!