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PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	3770
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!