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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3741 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
