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DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4253
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	2993
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	3075
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7617
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6337	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!