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MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Items Found:	7038
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

box server, Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, grindy, lots of things to do, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, RelaxBox, Server, time consuming, Updates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

actions in games, bricking save, consequences, Game, Game Mechanics, game saves, gameplay, Gaming, gaming bugs, gaming errors, gaming fails, gaming glitches, gaming mishaps, gaming mistakes, Minecraft, performing innocuous action, PixelPrankster, Save, saving progress, seemingly innocuous action, Server, unexpected consequences, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	136
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

cleaning and organizing, cooking experiment, diy project, don’t really have errands to run, evening at home, FaceTiming with friends, have leftovers to heat up, HomeOfficeHero, learning a new skill., meditation, Minecraft, mom too busy to speak on phone, Netflix binge, no happy hour plans, no housemates are around to play/bullshit with, online shopping, painting or drawing, reading, smp, video games, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout class, worked from home today, yoga

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	8641	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Generosity, graduation present, lord of the rings, Minecraft, new zealand, NieceCraft, nieces, Overseas, relationships, Resentment, senior year, Server, Siblings, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted family dynamics and sibling rivalries in a virtual world filled with blocky wonders.

Embark on a quest to New Zealand to see the lord of the rings stuff, just like our youngest niece in this wild tale. But beware, the oldest niece might try to tag along and cause chaos in your journey! Will you stand your ground and keep the trip exclusive, or will you succumb to the pressure of family drama?

With two well-paying jobs and no kids to worry about, you’ll have all the time and resources to explore this unique Minecraft server. Who needs a vacation overseas when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not the asshole in this crazy family feud! Let’s make memories and build friendships in a world where anything is possible, even if it means leaving your niece behind for a solo trip to Middle-earth.

NoKidTaxCraft

adult siblings, bill splitting, children, Confrontation, equal split, Expenses, Fairness, family, family disagreements, family dynamics, family outing, family relationships, financial fairness, Kids, mother’s day, NoKidTaxCraft, parenting, Siblings, siblings with kids, split the bill

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	2778
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

RuleBreakerMC SMP

absurd requirements, bizarre regulations, childhood experiences, education system, educational guidelines, funny regulations, humorous regulations, nonsensical rules, ridiculous rule, RuleBreakerMC, school administration, school authority, school discipline, school memories, school restrictions, school rules, smp, strict policies, Student Life, student rebellion, unconventional norms, unconventional rules

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old school rules like no running in the hallways or no chewing gum? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken costume while playing! That’s right, no more boring old school rules, just clucking around in style. Join us for epic chicken battles, crazy chicken dance parties, and maybe even a chicken fashion show. So what are you waiting for? Join our chicken-tastic SMP today and let the feathers fly!

PixelPainJoy

cathartic experience, Emotional healing, emotional pain, facing fears, finding peace, growth mindset., Healing Process, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, pain tolerance, personal growth, physical pain, PixelPainJoy, pushing boundaries, resilience, satisfying pain, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformative journey

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will give you the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens attack you with their feathered fury. Or how about building a house, only to have it spontaneously combust because a mischievous player set it on fire?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who roams the land on a giant cactus mount, challenging players to epic duels with his prickly powers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt in Minecraft!