Cutie Pie MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cutie Pie’s Minecraft Server

well hello, DELICIOUS, dining out, comfort food, Mouthwatering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive Eggslut restaurant where you can chow down on a Mr. Beast Burger smothered in our famous “Wash Your Sister Sauce.” Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

cutie pie, out of wedlock, forbidden love, pump and dump, young love

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where you can avoid unexpected pregnancies and heartbreaks caused by Chads. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms without worrying about real-life drama. Plus, who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

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CutieCraft: Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist the Charm!

SWEET, Ultimate, lovable, attractive, delightful

Welcome to the most adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with cute animals, colorful landscapes, and sparkly unicorns roaming around.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on rainbow llamas, play hide and seek with magical fairies, and even have a dance party with talking pandas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the cutest Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare to have your heart melted by the sheer adorableness of it all!

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LifeLessonsMC SMP

smp, personal growth, life insights, life learning, life perspective

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PetCraftMemories

Companionship, Pets, unforgettable experiences, cherished memories, joy

Remember that time when your pet pig learned how to do backflips and started a circus in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, all pets have the ability to learn crazy tricks and become the ultimate entertainers! Join us and watch as your pet parrot becomes a stand-up comedian or your pet llama starts breakdancing like a pro. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a pet that puts on a show for you 24/7? Come join the fun and create unforgettable memories with your virtual furry friends!

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SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

extremism, combatants, radicalization, CASUALTIES, U.S. airstrikes

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

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UkrainianDroneFireworks

Surveillance, Attack, reconnaissance, international relations, intelligence

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!

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Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

cognitive impairment, alzheimer’s, Fruit, Microbe, Diversity

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

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Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

Servant Material Lookup, Servant Info, Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Zen Browser Minecraft SMP

online safety, zen, user experience, online privacy, browsing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.

Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.

And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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