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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Potions Brewed:	193

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	3255
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	883	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6254
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6502
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

Caper, Deception, Edition, funny, funny prank, gag, harmless prank, hoax, humor, jape, jest, LAUGH, Mischief, Mischievous, playful, practical joke, prank, PrankCraft, Shenanigans, Surprise, tomfoolery, Trick, troll

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6258
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!