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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3639 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 277 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 938 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
