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Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

WW BEDWARS 😎 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, competitive, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, TEAM, WW BEDWARS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

The owner of the “WW BEDWARS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

WWbedwars.aboba.su

Love Me Minecraft Server

10. Emotional connection, 11. Vulnerability in relationships, 12. Needing affirmation, 13. Longing for intimacy, 14. Emotional dependence, 15. Yearning for love, 16. Longing for companionship, 17. Desire for love, 18. Needing reassurance, 19. Longing for emotional connection, 2. Woman’s love, 20. Wanting to hear "I love you"., 3. Relationship needs, 4. Emotional support, 5. Longing for love, 6. Seeking affection, 7. Love and validation, 8. Wanting to be loved, 9. Reassurance in love, love, Minecraft, needing love, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you crave the sweet, sweet validation of a woman telling you she loves you? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that at least one player will profess their undying love for you every single day! Join now and experience the ultimate romantic adventure in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft? Join us today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow!

TV in 2010 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6549
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we have custom plugins that allow you to do things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once defeated a horde of creepers by clucking at them until they exploded! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a carrot.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly events like the Great Ender Dragon Egg Hunt, where players compete to find the dragon egg and claim the title of Egg Master for the week. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can venture into the Nether, where the Pigmen are known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrowCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Maps, mc, Network, Og server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	588	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Fun server to play Kitpvp Survival Skyblock Og server network the best maps in mc. Fun server to play Kitpvp Survival Skyblock Og server network the best maps in mc.

46.17.98.59:25560

God I Wish That Were Me Minecraft Server

aspiration, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, GOD, Hope, Jealousy, long tail tag, longing, me, Minecraft, Server, wish, wish come true, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, wish upon a star, wishful dreaming, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can grant wishes, so make sure you bring your best bargaining skills when you encounter it.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world? These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Three Episode Rule Breaker Minecraft SMP

binge watching, Breaker, Decision making, dropping shows, Entertainment, episode, episode analysis, first impressions, lack of interest, Minecraft, rule, show abandonment, show commitment, show critique, show engagement, show enjoyment, show evaluation, show potential, show preferences, show retention, smp, three episode rule, time flies by, TV series, viewer habits

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the three episode rule? Well, look no further because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to stop playing after just one episode!

Join us for insane adventures, like the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of flying pigs. Or the time we had a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see why we never follow the three episode rule!

SethTowny

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom Systems, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugin, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, SethTowny, Survival, Towny, Towny Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1952	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

A new generation “Towny” Server with custom systems

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play.sethtown.online

Pay Denbts Minecraft Server

Denbts, Minecraft, Pay, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	276
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers could breakdance. It was a wild ride, but they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like diamond-encrusted golden apples and enchanted pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. No refunds, no regrets, just endless hours of fun and adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Game of Bros Minecraft SMP

Board Game, bros, Claim House, cocks, competitive, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, Game of Bros, GoB Risk, host, House Claimed, interactive game, Lord Bryndon Tully, Lord Titles, Minecraft, Mulatto Fish, Multiplayer Game, smp, social game, strategy game, Waste Time

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9449
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Alright, listen up you pixelated peasants! Put away your pixelated cocks and come waste a few hours with me on this epic Minecraft SMP adventure! We’re bringing Game of Bros/GoB Risk to a whole new level, baby!

I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.

To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!

Crafty Pillars Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is literally holding up the entire universe. That’s right, without the constant chaos and shenanigans happening on this server, the whole world would collapse into oblivion. So basically, by joining this server, you’re basically saving the world. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself plays on this server. And not only that, but he’s actually a super chill dude who loves to build giant statues of himself out of diamond blocks. So if you want to rub elbows with the most infamous Minecraft character of all time, this is the place to be.

Oh, and did I mention that the admins on this server are actually a group of highly trained ninja pandas? Yeah, they take no prisoners when it comes to enforcing the rules, but they also do backflips and throw ninja stars while they do it. It’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most world-saving community out there. Just remember, the fate of the universe rests in your hands. No pressure.