Less Cute Than a Creeper: SMP!

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Yo yo yo, listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! 🐾✨ If you ain’t joined this insane Minecraft SMP yet, what are you even doing with your life? Like, I dunno, eating cereal and binging some lame Netflix show? Pfft, step up your game! This is the place to be if you want to witness the wildest tales of blocky insanity! 🎮💥

First off, let’s talk about the memes. Imagine you’re chillin’ by a pixelated campfire, and suddenly someone busts out their homemade “Enderman hunting” song that’s totally not a rip-off of your mom’s karaoke night. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing (or “ROFL” as the cool kids say) while your buddy tries to beatbox and fails spectacularly! You’ll NEVER recover from the cringe, and that’s a GOOD thing. 😆

Oh, and the creepers? Pffft, they aren’t just there to scare you. Nah, they’re actually part of a secret society planning to overthrow the server’s overlord (who is actually a chicken named Nugget). You heard me right! Nugget has the power of a thousand suns! 🌞🐔 Join us and help stop the chicken apocalypse that will inevitably lead to us having to eat tofu for all eternity. Not on my watch!

Did I mention the wild crafting tournaments? Listen, if you think you’re good at stacking blocks, wait until you see Crazy Carl try to build a volcano… It literally erupted last week and flooded half the server. We call it “The Great Lava Disaster of 2023,” and now half the villagers are just chilling on rafts made of sugarcane. It’s basically The Fast and the Furious: Minecraft Edition. One minute you’re racing your best buddy on a pig, and the next you’re just trying to survive on a floating island of doom! 🏝️🐷💨

But the absolute best part? The lore! Oh, sweet ancient lore. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary lost block of swag (aka the “Dirt of Destiny”). Supposedly, it grants you the power to command all mobs with a wave of your sword! How dope is that? But beware! The legendary Blazing Potato watches over it and will NOT hesitate to unleash his wrath upon those unworthy. Good luck breaking bread without being turned into mashed potatoes, fam! 🥔🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join the madness, unleash your inner Minecraft derp, and become part of the most chaotic and absolutely bonkers community ever! Who needs sleep when you can spend the nights arguing whether diamonds or gold blocks make better furniture? Let’s gooooooo! 🌍🎉

The Real SMP

real, smp, Vanilla

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Bountiful Trails

bountiful, Trails, Vanilla

This server will slowly update through all of the final updates from 1.8.9 all the way up to 1.21. Once we update we will have one final update (undecided) which will be 1.21 again but with a couple of small fabric mods which will be finalized at a later date.

We started the server in version 1.8.9 for a month, and now we’re updating every two weeks.

Also, this is meant to be a friendly server. So make sure to be nice to other players and have fun.

Rules: * No griefing * Please don’t swear, be polite, we want to encourage a friendly environment * Don’t duplicate items or TNT * Don’t modify your client to give yourself an unfair advantage (things like AppleSkin are ok, but don’t add modifications that let you see through things, or allow you to alter your movement – basically don’t hack or use things like X-Ray) * Don’t be a nuisance (yes this is vague, but don’t go out of your way to inconvenience the staff or other players) The moderation team will make final judgements on how issues should be dealt with and will be able to do whatever they deem required.

(No world resets, even when we update!)

IP: 104.128.51.139:25586

Discord: https://discord.gg/Y6cPh6eCdw

NostalgiaCraft

NostalgiaCraft, smp

📽️Trailer/Showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdT2GEQ12s

NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that feels like a whitelisted server without the application process. Join the server and be a part of our active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events just like the servers you used to play on!

🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (If on Bedrock, use port 19132)

🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/pfWuv9VGtr

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 3+ years old)!
🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 100k world border.
🔄 Inactive Chunk Refresh: Old and inactive chunks (6+ months) with no activity are deleted so you can have an easier server experience finding loot and building locations.
💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You are able to make vanilla shops, or you can use /trade with other players.
🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Our gameplay strictly adheres to the Vanilla+ experience, ensuring that no additional plugins introduce new mechanics (such as claims or McMMO). However, the Vanilla experience is enhanced with commands such as /start, /spawn/togglephantoms, /trade, sitting on stairs, etc.
🔒 Graylist System: Our spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe and interactive environment reserved for members of our community to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.
🚀 Active Community/Discord: There are always people online, make new friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft today!

Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+, community-focused, never resetting server! Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience the genuine gameplay experience you’ve always sought after!

MCSugars

MCSugars, smp

IP: mcsugars.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8

bedrock port: 19132

MCSugars is a survival multiplayer server with lots of features including a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw). You can also claim land and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest! This server is also Non-P2W. (includes a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds)

The main world has a world border of 50,000×50,000

There is a resource world which has a world border of 10,000×10,000.There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

There is also now a new creative server where you can create builds quickly in creative mode (and with world-edit too) and make a schematic for easier building on survival!

Bedrock edition can now join using port 19132!

RetroVerse

RetroVerse, smp

🚀 BRAND NEW!! RetroVerse – A Mature Server for you to chill after college/work

a server where adulting meets Minecraft! Perfect for unwinding after work or studies, RetroVerse offers a mature, relaxed space for all you grown-ups out there who still love a good Minecraft session.

🌟 What’s Cooking in RetroVerse?🌟

🛋️ Just Chill: Kick back and play at your own pace. A place where you don’t feel the compulsion to play 24/7 just cause a random kid with no life decided to speedrun the entire game.

🎉 Bi-Weekly Events : Epic events every other week to spice things up! So you’re never consumed by bored / run out of things to do.

👌 Simply vanillla : No stupid claim plugin or any game changing "QOL" datapacks, just vanilla!

🙌 Your Voice Matters: Our server is entirely community Driven! You should get to decide what you can/can’t do in your time , not some random admin dude .

🤝 A Trust-Based Community: Inspired by Hermitcraft, we value honesty and integrity.

🔞 Made for adults : We’re primarily 18+ but anyone who deems themselves worthy/mature through their solid application is welcome

🐦‍⬛ Not a crowded Mess: only 5-10 active players at any given time , (apart from rush times )

🖥️ Top-Tier Server Specs:

🔥 Powerhouse CPU: Ryzen 9 7950X

💾 Massive RAM: 32GB DDR5

🔒 Constant Off-Site Backups: Never loose your progress!

🛡️ DDoS Protection: As less downtime as humanly possible!

(These are basically the best specs money can buy for a minecraft server, all to say that you will never have to watch your pets move in a slideshow / aka lag)

What we expect from you.

Have fun, Be mature, Don’t cause unnecessary Drama

💬 Why You’ll Love RetroVerse:

this is a server where you’re not just a player – you’re part of a community. Where your ideas shape the world, your builds are secure, and where every logout leaves you excited for your next login. RetroVerse is more than just a server; it’s a community where memories are made, friendships are forged, and the fun never ends.

How do i join?

(make sure to read around BEFORE! submitting the application , or we’d know otherwise)Discord : https://discord.gg/sbTEMSq57N

(you have to submit an application, yes i know they can be scary but its far simpler than you might think. but do note that all low effort applications are instantly denied)

if you need any help feel free to reach out to me ( Retro_Sapien) on discord, i’ll be happy to help ya 😃

Shaded

Shaded, smp

Server IP: play.shaded.gg

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shadedthe best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

CanopyMC

CanopyMC, Semi Vanilla

★ The Canopy is a semi-vanilla SMP server, created through the merging of two prior SMP servers; Lasagn and BirbMC. We are on our fourth season, although server history goes back seven+ seasons.

★ We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!

★ Features include:

Frequent player & staff run events! Join us for games like Thimble, Build contests, Sardines, Knockout, and much more.
A player driven economy with an active market located at Spawn.
QOL plugins that don’t impact the vanilla experience. We log blocks, theft and griefing through Coreprotect.
24/7 Uptime via a professional server host (see our specs).
A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
A live statistics tracking system called Stonkswhich allows you to see how you rank with other players.
An active and historied community! Check out a small album from our previous season here!

★ Wanna join us? Checkout us on the server or in Discord

Stinky SMP

Modded, smp, STINKY

Hello, Redditors! Check out Stinky SMP! This is a 1.20.1 and updating server, with an emphasis on fair moderation (appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks), extreme longevity (absolutely NO resets, you could play here for years!) and welcoming inclusivity of all people and playstyles. Be you a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader or anything, you’ll find a place here. Any reason you can’t? Make a suggestion, we’ll look at it!

GREAT PERFORMANCE!

Our vanilla+ modpack with many optimisers ensures minimal client-side lag. Server-side, we have 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz and featuring 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU.

WANT BLOODSHED? WANT PEACE AND LOVE? HAVE BOTH!

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a continuously expanding 4k-radius area centred on spawn has claims, graves and disallows (unless with consent) griefing, killing and stealing. The Borderlands is much more resource-rich but allows griefing, killing and stealing and has no claims or graves. A big update is coming to the Borderlands, which adds lore centred on dead gods and adds a territory system where you can take over areas in the Borderlands for power and wealth.

THE ORIGINS MOD!

We have a very special mod, the [Origins](https://modrinth.com/mod/origins) mod! Along with the 9 base origins, we have roughly 55 custom origins, all carefully reviewed so that we can make sure each one is balanced, unique and well designed! You can even suggest custom origins, but it’ll have to be high quality. Of course, if you don’t like this mod, or don’t like your current origin, you can always pick Human or use your free two changes/craft an origin change.

PLAYER-DRIVEN POLITICS!

There’s many teams you can join, or even make yourself. Be it the anti-war neutral group Cafe 24, the Record Keepers with their huge document on all notable server events, the Samarian Rogue Brotherhood who worship a celestial they name Alsin, pursuing justice through following what they believe to be divine will at any cost, or the bigoted Aquatic Alliance, extremely Originist against ‘Terrestrioids’ and ‘Bathbombs’ and ruthless slave masters (not villagers! real players!), planning to flood the entire Borderlands.

Server invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

Avalon

avalon, smp

server trailer: https://youtu.be/3VyOaMp47Q4

tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@avalonrpg/video/7227025875361877291?lang=en

server ip: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destinyand World of Warcraftand without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 questsand 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

Davidscloud Servers

Davidscloud, Servers, smp

About Davidscloud: Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection: Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life: With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds: Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit: Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/