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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5875 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7447 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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