🍆💦Cute Boys General Minecraft Servers

DirtSmp

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, survival hardcore community creativity challenge exploration building redstone multiplayer adventure crafting PVP economy roleplay minigames modded vanilla plugins factions skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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The Dirt SMP – Hosted by TheDirtBlockShorts

Welcome to The Dirt SMP! A chill Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets challenge. Join us in this hardcore SMP where you have 3 lives to build, explore, and thrive. Whether you’re into massive builds, cozy homes, or redstone contraptions, this server is all about community, fun, and pushing your Minecraft skills to the limit. But remember, every decision counts—run out of lives, and it’s game over!

Are you ready to leave your mark? Join The Dirt SMP today and start your adventure!

play.dirtblock.org

HBNetwork

Casual players, Community, competitive players, custom-designed servers, Factions, game modes, Gameplay experience, HBNetwork, Minecraft, PvP, Server

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HBNetwork is a well-established Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes and experiences for players of all types. Known for its strong community and commitment to delivering a top-tier gameplay experience, HBNetwork has built a reputation for providing fun, engaging, and custom-designed servers that cater to both casual and competitive players.

hbnetwork.xyz:25796

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

1.21.1, building techniques, Charm, classic, Coast, collaborative spirit, cream, early days, east, Fun, golden era, Ice, in game, Introduce Yourself, jump, laid back, Memories, newer player, old school, Resortcraft, Roots, seeing you, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, serving, Simplicity, Throwback, Version, veteran player

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Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Italian Ladies Minecraft Server

anthropology, Behavior, Competition, culture, customs, Evolution, female competition, female Italians, Gender Roles, Italian, italy, ladies, mating, Minecraft, natural habitat, Observation, reproductive resources, research, Server, social dynamics, society, study, tradition, Women

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness female Italians in their natural habitat, competing for reproductive resources! Watch as they build elaborate structures to attract mates, mine for diamonds to show off their wealth, and engage in epic PvP battles to prove their dominance. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the mating rituals of Italian women! So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, borrow checker, C++ Alliance, C++ Standard Library, Code, data structures, Draft, Engineer, memory-safe, Minecraft, paper accepted, Partnership, Proposal, Safe, Safe C++, Safe C++ Extensions, Safe Standard Library, Safety, Sean Baxter, smp

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Are you tired of your Minecraft builds crashing and burning like a failed redstone contraption? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server has partnered with the legendary engineer, Sean Baxter, to develop the Safe Minecraft Extensions proposal!

With the Safe Standard Library, you can say goodbye to those pesky memory leaks and crashes. Our extensive library addition will provide you with robust, memory-safe implementations of essential building blocks and tools. No more falling through the world or losing your precious diamonds to a glitch!

Join our server now and experience the safety and security of the Safe Minecraft Extensions. Build to your heart’s content without fear of disaster striking. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the safe building begin!

Kid-FreeCraft

baby, Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional, Friend, Frustration, Guilt, house rules, KidFreeCraft, Kids, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, postpartum adjustment, self-care, sleep deprivation, stress, Support, visitor etiquette

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent and provide a kid-free zone for you to relax and unwind!

Are you tired of your friend bringing over their unruly child who wreaks havoc on your virtual house? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against bringing kids into the game. No more virtual dog food being thrown around, no more TVs being poked, and definitely no more hitting other players’ babies (yes, that’s a thing on our server).

Join us and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the stress of dealing with other people’s kids. Our server is a safe space for new parents who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace. So come on in, leave the kids at home, and let’s have some fun together!

MealCommit SMP

Commitment, culinary preferences, Decision making, everlasting meal, favorite dish, food choice, food selection, forever meal, lifetime meal, long-term commitment, meal commitment, meal decision, meal for eternity, meal planning, meal selection, MealCommit, one meal for life, plate choice, single meal choice, smp, stuck with one meal, ultimate meal

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only meal you’ll ever eat is a virtual plate of pixelated steak! Why settle for a variety of food when you can have the same delicious steak every day? Join us and experience the thrill of constantly craving different foods while only being able to eat steak. Will you survive the never-ending steak challenge, or will you go mad with meaty monotony? Only one way to find out – join our SMP now!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

EuroProtest Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economic, Europe, European countries, EuroProtest, finance, Global, Government, imf, international monetary fund, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, Nine, Political, protest, resolution, resuming missions, russia, sanctions, Server

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LOL, imagine if the IMF was a Minecraft server, and these nine European countries were like, “NO WAY, we don’t want you coming back to Russia!” Like, they’re all teaming up and building giant pixelated signs that say “NO IMF ALLOWED” in front of the server spawn point. And then the IMF is just like, “But guys, we just want to help with the economy and stuff!” But the countries are all like, “NOPE, not on our watch!” It’s like a crazy political drama, but in Minecraft form. Join our server for all the pixelated protests and drama you could ever want! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the IMF spies. It’s a wild ride, so come join us now!

BrutalCraft – Power Play

authoritarianism, BrutalCraft, brutality, Conflict Resolution, Gaza Strip, Gift Article, Hamas, human rights abuses, international relations, Islamic extremism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Oppression, palestinian authority, Palestinian conflict, Play, political violence, power, Propaganda, resistance movement, Terrorism, violence

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hamas would be jealous? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at! We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken riding a roller coaster made of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a worm, but way more intense. Plus, we have the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen, so you can wreck your enemies like a boss. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t tell Hamas, they might try to take over our server too!

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5614	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	19

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6711
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Inspiring Cute Boys General Minecraft Servers

DirtSmp

Stats November 22, 2024

HBNetwork

Stats November 22, 2024

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Kid-FreeCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

MealCommit SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

UglyKidNamesMC

Stats November 22, 2024

EuroProtest Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BrutalCraft – Power Play

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2