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SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	2450

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1038	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	1184	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9517	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!