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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9479	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Potions Brewed:	62
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	3686	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!