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Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CreeperKaraokeClub

advice, AMBITION, artist, career, CreeperKaraokeClub, criticism, encouragement, Feedback, Friend, friendship, Future, Honesty, Industry, La, Music, Performance, Pursuit, singing, songwriting, Support, talent

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7822	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of listening to your friend’s terrible singing but don’t want to hurt their feelings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own music studio and never have to listen to off-key notes again!

Our server is filled with talented musicians who will inspire you to pursue your dreams, whether it’s building epic structures or creating beautiful melodies. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if your friend tries to serenade you with their awful singing, we’ll all pretend it’s the next big hit!

So come join us and let your creativity flow, because on our server, the only bad notes are the ones you choose to play!

HappyDestroyer Minecraft SMP

anxiety, comparison, depression, destroyer of happiness, fear, HappyDestroyer, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-doubt, smp, societal pressure, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	281	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Creepers! And on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper policy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about those green boogers blowing up your beautiful builds ever again. Join us and experience a world where you can frolic through fields of flowers without a care in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and good luck for eternity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with treasure and danger. Only the bravest adventurers dare to ride it, but those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where happiness reigns supreme and the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the drama unfold in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server.

BlockParty18

Advice for young adults, BlockParty18, budgeting tips, building relationships, career choices, educational opportunities, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, legal responsibilities, life lessons, making decisions, mental health awareness, personal growth, planning for the future, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, Taking Risks, Time management, turning 18, voting rights

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey there, newly minted adult! Ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the wildest ride you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a superhero. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and saving villagers with their newfound abilities. And that’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the strength of a thousand creepers. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, fighter jet squadron, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, military deployment, military escalation, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, national security, regional stability, security concerns, Server, strategic move, Tensions, US

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!

NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

abduction, Affiliate, Africa, al-qaeda, extremist activity, extremist group, foreign nationals, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, hostages, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, militant group, Niger, NigerCraft, political violence, russia, russians, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2073
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

GutGobblerCraft

Bacteria, Digestive health, digestive system, gut bacterium, gut health, GutGobblerCraft, health, intestinal myo-inositol, lipid absorption, Medical research, Megamonas, metabolism, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity risk, research, scientific discovery, study, weight gain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

RigoloSMP: Vanilla with a Sprinkle of Sass! 1.21, Fresh Server, Whitelisted, Super Nice Peeps!

Adventure, Adventures, Allowed, bedrock, Bedrocks, Chill, Chillness, Community, crack, Cracked, Discord, Fresh, Friends, Join, Nice, Peeps, Players, RigoloSMP, Sass, Season, Server, smp, sprinkle, success, Super, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	199
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	200
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running version 1.21.
Can cracked and Bedrock players join?	Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed on the server.
Is the server modded?	No, the server is entirely vanilla.

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Agony, Anime, coping mechanisms, emotional pain, healing, Loneliness, love, lovecraft, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, purpose in life, relationships, romance, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, suicidal thoughts, support system, Teen, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	7194
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	116
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the main character in a tragic romance anime? Do you want to escape the never-ending cycle of heartbreak and loneliness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find true love and happiness in a pixelated world filled with endless possibilities.

On our server, you can build your dream home with your virtual soulmate, go on romantic adventures through lush forests and majestic mountains, and even have virtual weddings with all your friends in attendance. Say goodbye to the pain of unrequited love and hello to a world where anything is possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might just find the love of your life in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!

SMPAntiRacismRebel – Minecraft SMP

America, apply for jobs, Career Change, coping, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Endurance, equity, expat, inclusion, International, Japan, Job Search, Minecraft, perseverance, QUIT, racism, smp, SMPAntiRacismRebel, stocks vest, stress, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Tired of dealing with real-life drama and work culture? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant chicken coop! Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only discrimination is between creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a trip to Japan where you can start a new life away from all the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Say sayonara to your problems and join us today!