| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3944 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7786 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7304 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Magic Items Found: | 7150 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4220 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5454 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6530 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 65 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3844 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7198 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Magic Items Found: | 1792 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
